Tracking Post | Texts From Last Night
Apr. 24th, 2025 10:50 pm{ original comment here }
[This time around, I offer the option of playing in the Revenir!verse by indicating such in the comment header.]
I) It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else they'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture.
And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
II) Let me just say... I'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
III) There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
IV) He thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
V) I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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ARID advises: Humans are diurnal. It is currently 0347 hours. Go to sleep. Do not make me come for you.
Eddie answers: I'm a vigilante. I'm cathemeral.
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[This time around, I offer the option of playing in the Revenir!verse by indicating such in the comment header.]
I) It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else they'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture.
And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
II) Let me just say... I'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
III) There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
IV) He thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
V) I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
****
ARID advises: Humans are diurnal. It is currently 0347 hours. Go to sleep. Do not make me come for you.
Eddie answers: I'm a vigilante. I'm cathemeral.
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