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theknightshift) texts: That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
And Eddie replies: No sir. He's my best informant.
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Red Robin (prettyredbird) texts: I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Eddie responds: That sure does sound like me.
So why can't I remember agreeing to it?
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Red Hood (abloodybird) sends: I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Eddie sends back: Beer is too variable in calorie count itself to be a reliable measurement..... (It's a long message.)
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theknightshift) texts: That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding. And Eddie replies: No sir. He's my best informant.
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Red Robin (
prettyredbird) texts: I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks." Eddie responds: That sure does sound like me.
So why can't I remember agreeing to it?
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Red Hood (
abloodybird) sends: I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories Eddie sends back: Beer is too variable in calorie count itself to be a reliable measurement..... (It's a long message.)
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